escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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2 days ago // 129,914 notes

silohouettes:

Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

2 days ago // 123,248 notes

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

2 days ago // 216,803 notes

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

2 days ago // 518,197 notes

fappuclno:

breakfastburritoe:

weekends are short and disappointing

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2 days ago // 53,452 notes

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

2 days ago // 290,095 notes
  • 5th grade me: I'll never do drugs
  • Me now: Bruh

2 days ago // 47,367 notes